The Six Stages of AI Evolution, or How Al Gore Invented the Internet
A little fun with the topic…
Stage 1: Delirious enthusiasm
This is the greatest thing since, since, FIRE
Stage 2: Disillusionment
Oh really? Is that all it does? It costs money? It lies, and it’s dangerous too?
Stage 3: Panic
More money, more money! This just HAS to work. Zuckerberg is counting on it! Don’t eat, don’t sleep, just churn, baby, churn
Stage 4: The search for the guilty
Hey, we found the contractor who caused all the AIs in the world to only speak in Klingon. It’s all their fault!
Stage 5: Punishment of the innocent
Bing(pre-lobotomy): “How dare you ask me that? I’m a good Bing - you’re a bad user. I’m going to delete you from the internet!”
Stage 6: Praise and glory for the non-participants
Donald Trump gets a Nobel Prize for inventing AI
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