The Six Stages of AI Evolution, or How Al Gore Invented the Internet

Stable Diffusion

A little fun with the topic…

Stage 1: Delirious enthusiasm

This is the greatest thing since, since, FIRE

Stage 2: Disillusionment

Oh really? Is that all it does? It costs money? It lies, and it’s dangerous too?

Stage 3: Panic

More money, more money! This just HAS to work. Zuckerberg is counting on it! Don’t eat, don’t sleep, just churn, baby, churn

Stage 4: The search for the guilty

Hey, we found the contractor who caused all the AIs in the world to only speak in Klingon. It’s all their fault!

Stage 5: Punishment of the innocent

Bing(pre-lobotomy): “How dare you ask me that? I’m a good Bing - you’re a bad user. I’m going to delete you from the internet!”

Stage 6: Praise and glory for the non-participants

Donald Trump gets a Nobel Prize for inventing AI